Neff Road Closure & Plastic Surgery: A Tale of Two Makeovers!
Hello, Bend residents! We've all faced the traffic tango at the Neff and Purcell intersection, haven't we? From strategic detours to your car's radio becoming your best buddy during wait times, it's been... an experience. But hey, every good makeover story has a montage, right?
Neff & Purcell: From Chaotic Crossroads to a Classy Confluence
The City's top priority is turning our Neff and Purcell over-capacity clash into a symphony of smooth rides. Especially with the proximity to our beloved St. Charles Medical Center and the numerous schools, we definitely need a freeway feng shui!
But much like how every 90's rom-com has that scene of the main character sitting under a dryer in a salon, our city has its own 'hairdo' phase with the Neff Road closure. We're just prepping for the grand reveal!
Purcell's Glow-Up: Connecting the Dots (or Streets)
The 2021-approved Purcell Boulevard extension is like getting a fancy nose job for our city. We're connecting all the bits, from Holliday Avenue to Courtney Drive, to give Bend a more streamlined 'profile.' While the 'recovery' time feels eternal, remember every masterpiece needs its time.
Bike Lanes: The Final Touch-Up
Much like the cherry on top or that last swipe of mascara, the City’s Transportation and Mobility Department is adding the striping for on-street bike lanes. It's the touch of modern flair our city deserves.
And Speaking of Makeovers...
You might be wondering, "How on earth does Dr. Emily Borsting's plastic surgery practice tie into all of this?" Well, much like our city's ongoing projects, good things (and makeovers) take time. A nip here, a tuck there, or maybe even a full revamp—just like our streets.
The essence of any transformation, be it our streets or our bodies, is patience. So next time you’re stuck waiting for the construction to clear, think of it as your city getting a little “work done.” After all, both Bend and Dr. Borsting's patients are worth the wait.
Because whether you're updating roads or revitalizing looks, the end result is a more beautiful, functional, and confident version of what was already there!
In Conclusion
Hang in there, Bendites! The Neff Road closure, just like the healing process post-surgery, requires a tad bit of patience and a whole lot of excitement for the big reveal. Until then, why not consider a personal 'road improvement'? Wink wink!